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AlliesxReader: Ovaries

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AlliesxReader: Ovaries

The Allies were holding another meeting today, but as usual, everyone was just arguing.

"Hey, has anyone seen (Name)?" Yao just randomly says. Everyone stops talking and look around

"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen her." Arthur replies

"WHOA! Where do you think (Name) is Mr.Burger?" Arthur looks at his burger who had an odd face drawn on

"......."

"Uh huh, do you want to help us find (Name), kids?"

Somewhere far away, little kids were watching the 'Alfred is the hero' show and stared yelling at the T.V your current location

Then out of nowhere, the arrow that normally appears on Dora, had appeared here. It moves across the screen and clicked on the closet that was in the corner. It clicks on the closet and Alfred smiles even more.

Alfred walks over to the closet and opens it. And sure enough, there you were, laying down on your stomach and grunting in pain.

Alfred turns to the camera and flashes them a thumbs up.

"Thank you kids! We found (Name)!" Alfred cheers

And once again, somewhere far away, little kids who were watching this show were now cheering, happy that they helped find (Name).

Ivan picks up Alfred and throws him out a window.

"The little sunflower is in pain, Da." Ivan picks you up and sits you down on the chair.

Arthur leans in close to your face and pushes a few loose strands of hair away.

"Are you alright love?"

You shake you head and grunt again

"What is wrong mon ami?" Francis asks this time

"......."

"........"

"........."

"M-my ovaries...—" Alfred walks back into the room and he gets closer to you while you started to talk and he poked you close to your ovaries.

"—HURT LIKE MOTHERFUCKING HELL!" You scream and punch Alfred's balls.

Alfred lets out a girlish scream and falls to the floor crying.

"Are you on your period aru?" Yao asks, you nod and lets out another painful moan.

You slowly stand up, once you were fully up, your eyes grow wide, you try to lower your shirt to cover your butt.

"What's wrong now little sunflowers?" Ivan looks a bit worried but he hid it well behind his child like smile.

"Um... I hate it when I'm on my period and I sit down for a long time and when I stand up it feels like a bloody Niagara Falls is flowing out of my vagina." You just openly admit. Everyone blushes and just stare at you with their pokerfaces on.

You slowly walk over to them, you stop in front of Yao and punch him where the ovaries where supposed to be.

"Ovary punch. I just killed you bitch." Yao gasps and you push him to the ground.

Then you walk over to Francis, he stares at you and you stare back at him, then you punched him in the face and shouted:

"SURPRISE ABORTION BITCH." And you skipped away happily towards Ivan.

Ivan smiles and you smile, then you grab his sunflowers and break it on top of his head, then you lift his body over your head and throw him out the door.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MAH DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS!" You blast Ivan with your awesome rays and he blows up.

You turn around and glare at Arthur who was shaking like a leaf, you start to slowly walk, you face held a creepy derpy smile, more derpy than John Egberts'.

"(N-name), w-what are you d-doing?" Arthur slowly starts to back up into the corner of the wall

You manage to corner him, then you whisper:

"Pedo bear's pants." Arthur runs out of the room screaming and crying for the magical tea to save him.

You laugh a crazy manic laugh until from the corner of your eye you noticed a man who looked just like Alfred, except he had a strange curl and was holding a polar bear.

"Who the fuck are you?" You ask then strange man.

"Who the fuck are you?" He asks

"I asked you first." You reply

"I asked you seconded." He also replied

"I'm (Full name), the human personification of (Country Name) and part-time model. Now who the fuck are you?" You say with a very proud tone in the beginning and a venomous tone at the end.

"Well I'm Matthew Williams." Matthew says

"Who the fuck let you in here?" You sneer

"Ashley." Matthew says calmly

"Ashley who?"

"Ashley Ketchadorian."

"Ashley Ketchadorian isn't even in charge of the door, ugh, nevermind. Now what the fuck do you want?" You practically yell

"I want to poop here, whenever I want, for as long as I want." Matthew waves his hand in the air weirdly

You sigh "Fine, but just know this. I don't like you."

"I feel indifference towards you."

"I'll be watching you."

"....I'm gonna go poop now." Matthew walks into the closet

You roll you eyes and continue fixing your hair. Then you hear Matthew moaning and gross wet fart sounds coming out of the closet, then you heard a flush.

Matthew walks out of the closet.

"Have fun smelling my poop bitches." He waves and leaves. You cover your nose because it smelled like something died.

Then you felt a tug on your pants. You look down and see the polar bear that Matthew was holding.

"Who the fuck are you?" You say

"Who the fuck are you?" The bear replies

"Oh no! No! We are NOT doing this again." You shout and leave the meeting room.
Well, I jus felt like writing a crack story before I finish writing my other stories. The part where Reader and Canada stared fighting was from a really funny video called "The most popular girls in school" I'm trying to stared watchinf their second season, but I'm so lazy ; n ;
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K also wish to add that it is amasing how we have a toilette in our closet. Props to that~