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"I love those fat Americans, you know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shotguns."

You walk over to America's house and knock on the door, after a few minutes Tony opens the door and stares at you. "Hi Tony! Is America here?" You ask, Tony nods his head and points to a dark corner where you see America sulking, you ask Tony why America was sulking and from what you understood was that America was sad and angry because Tony kept on beating him in every single video game he had. You walked inside and decided that since America is...busy, you would just walk around his house. You first go into the kitchen and look at his fridge and see that is was full of burgers, you sweatdrop "well, the burger part was right" you grab a bag of burgers and start to go to look around the rest of the house, while you were look around you didn't notice America come up behind you, "(Y/N)? Dude what are you doing with my burger?" America asks with confused look on his face. "Um....um..." You start to run to the bathroom and America chases you, you grab a burger and hold it above the toilet, "(Y/N)! HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?!?" America shouts, "Tell me.." You say throw gritted teeth, "Tell you what!?!?" America starts to look even more worried, "Tell me... Where you keep your shotguns, tell me now or the burger gets it." You give him a stern look, "I-I don't own a shotgun" America looks at you nervously, you both look at each other for awhile with the suspense building up in the air, you smirk and drop the burger in the toilet, America screams and runs to the toilet crying "NO MR.BURGER! OK I'LL TELL YOU! I KEEP MY SHOTGUNS NEXT TO MY SHRINE OF YOU, IN THE CLOSET!" America shouts and weeps, you have a pokerface and stare at America for awhile and then pull out your list and place a check mark next to America's name, "Well.... I'll see you later.... Um bye..." You leave the house feeling awkward and look at your list again

"Your next Mexico."
:iconnorwayawesome:

The Stereotypes Song: Americaby norwayawesome

Literature / Fan Fiction / Humor©2013-2015 norwayawesome
=w= ........

So I might post Mexico tomorrow or on Saturday.... Depends on how much homework I have.

Prologue: [link]
Japan: [link]
America: you are here~!
Mexico: [link]
Ireland & China: [link]
Poland: coming soon
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:iconx-sweetpea-x:
x-SweetPea-x Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
X'D 
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D0rky-Prince Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student
Damn America fine i'll give you back your-.Wait. WHAT?! (I read this and I was like WTF? and had to do a double take)
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AnimegirlLOVER415 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
A least someone other then me notice that
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:icond0rky-prince:
D0rky-Prince Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student
Yeah I'm glad someone did too
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AnimegirlLOVER415 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student Writer
Yay
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:icon0frostfromfairytail0:
0FrostFromFairyTail0 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
YES!!! YES!!! LOL!!!! YES!!!

i wonder how many baby mamas mexico's got
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:iconnorwayawesome:
norwayawesome Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
XD I'm sure he has a lot
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:icon0frostfromfairytail0:
0FrostFromFairyTail0 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
lol yea
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:iconunbrokenstar5:
UnBrokenStar5 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Writer
Shrine of reader-chan...OMG! 
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:iconiamthehero2013:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm not surprised he has a shrine of me. I am pretty damn sexy.
My sister: *reads screen* Haha! You wish!
*smack* Shut up no one asked for opinion. I'm sexy and I know it!
My sister: psh. More like pretty damn grumpy
=_=* Get out
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Konakona321 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
you both look at each other for awhile with the suspense building up in the air, you smirk and drop the burger in the toilet, America screams and runs to the toilet crying "NO MR.BURGER! OK I'LL TELL YOU! I KEEP MY SHOTGUNS NEXT TO MY SHRINE OF YOU, IN THE CLOSET!" America shouts and weeps, 

"Well.... I'll see you later.... Um bye..." You leave the house feeling awkward and look at your list again

:iconbadpokerfaceplz: A shrine of me?.....:icondayumplz:

"Your next Mexico."

NOOO NOT MY HOME COUNTRY :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz:
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:iconkekebel:
Kekebel Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
a...shrine!?!?!??! Dayum, America, I knew I was smexy, but....
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:iconhetalialover18:
hetalialover18 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
:iconbadpokerfaceplz: a shrine of me...ok I'm just gonna go now
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:icontinieve:
TiniEve Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You know that song too! I love you now <3
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:iconnorwayawesome:
norwayawesome Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
:iconpikalaplz: Thank you! :iconbrohugplz:
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:icontinieve:
TiniEve Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome~!
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:iconpikafan200:
pikafan200 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
need moar
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:iconnorwayawesome:
norwayawesome Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I will write moar, when I get a good idea for it ^-^
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD You must cont w/ dese
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:iconnorwayawesome:
norwayawesome Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
I will continue with it soon, but right now I'm having trouble writing Mexico's QAQ
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
X3 i see. well takes your time
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:iconshadeofpokemonsaga:
shadeofpokemonsaga Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student General Artist
*eye twitch* America you creeping me out more than France
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:iconbb258:
bb258 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
He has a shrine of me...im not sure to be worried or flattered...what does he put there anyway?
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:iconmakithehybrid:
Makithehybrid Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
OH MAI GAWD I'M NEXT! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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:iconfrostedcranberries:
frostedcranberries Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist
... Shine? Me? MR. BURGER?! I love it. :D
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:iconidingdongditchyou:
idingdongditchyou Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
mwhahahaha! me kills de burger!
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:iconblootsunami:
blootsunami Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A shrine? Seriously?
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:iconshuru10:
Shuru10 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpoker-faceplz: Shrine...? O__o Oooookay then. :I
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:icondarkdragonqueen3000:
darkdragonqueen3000 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Cool america has a shrine dedicated to me
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:iconbabykurlzz:
Babykurlzz Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
...shrine?....
........................
I dont know what my feelings are doing...
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:icondemyxismynickname:
Demyxismynickname Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i LOVE that song! awesome!
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:iconfrench-farcie:
french-farcie Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
... i already feel sorry for mexico. XD
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:iconhetalia4444:
hetalia4444 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I love you. THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!
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:iconrish-36-bitch:
Rish-36-Bitch Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IT'S NEXT TO YOUR SHRINE~!
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:iconjessierose101:
JessieRose101 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love that song!
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Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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C4--Frosty Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mike unwillingly drags his host into the comment box. "Comment."
"Okay. I.. I love you, dude. Like, just as a furrend." Frosty stares with shiny eyes at the second part of the fanfiction series thingy. "YFM is, like, the most awesomest band ever. And, uh, I do find errors in your typing stuff, but... Dude. I'm like, so distracted right now." She rubs her face, walking out of the comment box.
Sighing, Mike follows to calm her down.
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norwayawesome Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
XD thank you!

I shall fix all my grammar mistakes later :3
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:iconc4--frosty:
C4--Frosty Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"You're welcome~"
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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hetaliais Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Writer
how long did that comment take?
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
originally a long time but ive been copying and pasting it for months
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:iconhetaliais:
hetaliais Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Writer
wow
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Shadetheerie1 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...................:iconrainbowpukesplz:
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:iconoo0ryuuheartsyou0oo:
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome :iconstunplz:
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norwayawesome Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
XD That was the most awesomest and most colorful comment EVER!
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbadpokerfaceplz:
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CrazyForNicoDiAngelo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The first time I heard that song I almost busted a rib from laughing. Keep them up :iconamericaapprovesplz:
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cicilykittycat Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol that is not how we act Lol
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