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Russia x Reader: Dinosaur chicken nuggets [CRACK]

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Published: Mar 17, 2013

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Russia x Reader: Dinosaur chicken nuggets [CRACK]

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DING DONG!

You were sitting down when the doorbell started to ring, you get up and open the door to see Russia

"Hey Russia!" You smile at him, Russia looks at you and pushes you out of the way and walks into your kitchen

"What the...." You follow him into the kitchen. You enter and find Russia looking through your fridge

"Help yourself..." You mummble

"спасибо" Russia beams a smile at you

"I was using sarcasm...." You tell him

"Ok, well I was using sarcasm too." Russia says back at you. You give him a 'WTF' face and stare at him in disbelief.

"Da! Just what I was looking for!" Russia reaches into the fridge and pulls out all of your Dinosaur shape chicken nuggets out.

"I will be leaving now." Russia starts to leave your kitchen

'OH HELLZ NAH!' You think to yourself and run after Russia

"GIVE ME BACK MAH DINO CHICKEN NUGGETS BIOTCH!" You shout at Russia

"Nuuuuuuuuu" Russia says. You try to jump on him but he magically pushes you back. Russia laughs and walks towards your door, but instead of leaving through your door he just makes a huge hole in your wall and walks away, you get back up and run towards the hole, just when you were going to yell at him to fix your wall, Russia falls on his butt and shoots upwards in the air with rainbows coming out of his ass and begins shouting "VODKA!"

"Damn commie... Stoled my dinosaur chicken nuggets......"

Well... This was my actual dream last night... When I woke up, I ran downstaires to check my fridge to make sure my dinosaur chicken nuggets were still there..... Enjoy~!

~~you touch my dinosaur chicken nuggets, you die~~ |:3

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Jesskat1228

Apr 25, 2014

I had a pretty weird dream too! my dreams are always messed up though... Like once all my favorite t.v. show characters were having a book club outside on my lawn. It was very interesting. Then I went back inside to get a soda to find Milley Cyrus singing wreaking ball, and I was FTW? Then Russia came in with a some kind of book and started dancing and threw off his shirt... Then Germany came running in screaming "Murder the queen!" And Iggy then yelled "NOOOOO!" and he murdered her... I was happy and I hugged him. Russia though was Koling.