HetaliaxReader: Queef

Matthew, Lizzy, Lili, Vash,Feli, Ludwig, Kiku, Arthur, Vlad, Lukas and You were sitting down at your usual lunch table just talking about the funny things that happened during your first 3 classes. Lili was in the middle of her story when the group of people that sat a 2 tables away from you, started bursting out laughing and waving their hands in front of their noses and shouting 'WHOA THAT STINKS'

"Those bloody bastards are always so loud." Everyone nods in a agreement with Arthur and look back at the other table again, The people that were sitting there were, Gilbert, Alfred, Matthias, Francis, and Antonio. They were still waving their hands in front of their faces and shouting how bad that smelled. You smirked and turned back to your friends and started laughing, they look at you with confused expressions.

"What's so funny?" Lizzy asked you. You motioned your friends to lean in closer and they did.

"Hehehe... they queefed" Everyone starts to breakout into giggles and laughs, even Ludwig started laughing.

"HAHAHA, oh god (Name)!" Vlad manages to say after almost choking on his apple juice.

"What's-a queef?" Everyone looks up at Feli with shocked expressions

"You don't know what a queef is?" Ludwig asks him. Feli shakes his head.

"A queef is a vagina fart." Vash explains to Feli. Feli looks a bit disturbed at that but then starts to laugh.

"You people are so immature." Arthur mumbles while putting away his book in his backpack.

"Shush Iggy! You were laughing too!" You point an accusing finger at Arthur

"Yeah, but that was just during the moment, and don't call me Iggy."

"Jeez, Iggy stop being such a queef." You pout, this comment causes everyone expect Arthur to laugh again.

"Oh my gawd! Stahp it (Name)! You're killing me!" Lizzy falls out of her chair laughing

RIIIINNNGGGGG RIIIINNNNGGGG

The bell rings and everyone gets up from the table, since Arthur was sitting next to you and was taking a long time to get up, you decided to tease him a little bit more.

"Hurry up queefy" You shout at Arthur in a deep boyish voice. Arthur just glares at you and starts to walk, Vlad walks up behind you and throws one of his arms around your shoulders and starts to laugh with you.

~Different P.O.V back before the bell rung~

Gilbert, Alfred, Matthias, Francis and Antonio were just staring at (Name)'s table

"Did ze Frau just say zhat ve queefed?"

"Sí...."

"....."

"....."

"...The only thing I did was fart, not queef....." Alfred says last.

~The End~